"Now that the Spirit World crisis is over, I have to deal with the earthly ones.""What do you mean, Urameshi? Yusuke set the mirror of illusion on Koenma's desk and then turned back to the others."Girl troubles," he revealed."I had plans with Keiko today, but because pacifier-breath couldn't keep track of his toys, I had to cancel," Yusuke revealed."Don't get me wrong, I'd take demons over chick flicks any day, but this is like the third time I bailed on her, so I know I won't hear the end of it."Kuwabara grimaced."That's rough.""You'd think by now she'd understand, but no, saving the world isn't a good enough excuse anymore," Yusuke said with a heavy sigh.He would never agree to a bet unless he knew he could win and the outcome benefited him greatly, and right now, Kurama wasn't sure either of those circumstances could be met."I am completely serious," Hiei said, his tone full of conviction."I don't know what you have planned, Hiei, but I can assure you—""This doesn't concern you Kurama," Hiei gritted, turning his attentions towards the two humans."Now, name your conditions."Yusuke and Kuwabara looked between their demon companions nervously, before turning to each other and nodding. "And now that the conditions are made known, the only matter left to discuss is the reward."Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at one another nervously, before Yusuke stepped forward."If you win, you get the most fulfilling reward of all: the sweet satisfaction of knowing that you are superior to us," Yusuke quipped."No," Hiei said sternly."No? You will convince that idiot Prince to lessen my probation.Kuwabara cleared his throat and took a step forward."We get to pick a girl and you have to romance her for…" he trailed off, rubbing his chin thoughtfully."Two weeks," Yusuke decided."Right. He won't listen to Kurama and I because we are ex-convicts, but he will listen to your judgment, detective."Yusuke was silent for a moment, his mouth pressed into a firm line as he mulled the idea over in his head before nodding."Deal," he agreed. "Hiei smirked."The satisfaction of knowing that you are superior to me," he recited.Two weeks sounds like enough time," Kuwabara agreed. The psychic immediately shook his head and shot the detective a dirty look."I mean, you gotta take this seriously. Yusuke's eyes narrowed."I see what you did there, Hiei, but it's alright.Kurama silently agreed with a nod of his head and Yusuke and Kuwabara exchanged wide-eyed glances."No way!
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"The more I ignore them, the harder they try.""Girls throwing themselves at your feet, that must be exhausting," Yusuke mocked."Don't knock it, Urameshi.Tomaru Sawagoe (father/maternal half-uncle) Moegi Inou (mother/paternal half-aunt) Kagura Inou (sister/double half-cousin) Ayumu Inou (brother/double half-cousin) Moeka Sekihata (sister/double half-cousin) Mai Kiyoura (paternal half-sister/niece/double half-cousin-niece) Shun Hazama (paternal half-brother/ex-lover) Makoto Itō (paternal half-brother/lover) Itaru Itou (paternal half-sister) Sekai Saionji (daughter/half-niece) Setsuna Kiyoura (half-niece(mai)/half-niece(shun)/grandniece(kagura)/double half-2nd grandniece) Youko Inou (伊能 踊子) is the second-born daughter (third-born child overall) of Moegi Inou, and is Kagura Inou's younger sister.She also has an older brother named Ayumu Inou and a younger sister named Moeka Sekihata. At some point she changes her surname, becoming Youko Saionji (西園寺 踊子 Yōko Saionji) and eventually gives birth to Sekai Saionji.But this had nothing to do with love - or so he thought.
In which Hiei agrees to the conditions of a bet but ends up getting more than he bargained for.
"No one will ever have power over me the way that human women do over you.""Oh, yeah, we still have to pick the unlucky lady! Yusuke busted out laughing."Oh, this is too perfect! I'm kind of apprehensive about this story since I haven't done any writing in a while and the plot for this story will force Hiei to do things differently than he normally would.